I'm Not Dead

Just haven't had a lot to say lately. Well, I have but I haven't had a lot to say on here because things have been crazy-busy.

But.....

Scotland is a go in November. Mom was so surprised she cried. I am the best daughter ever.

News That Makes Me SO Happy...

...And if you don't like said news, then you can just suck it because it means you're ignorant and lame and someone I would never want to know anyway.

IOWA

VERMONT

DC

April Is Going to Be the BEST MONTH!

It is confirmed...

David is going to be here the 16th - 19th!!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!

On a side note...I don't know when exactly I stopped calling him Teetz and started calling him David. Sad. I guess we really are growing up.

Can Song Lyrics Capture Us Any More Perfectly Than This Little Ditty? I Think Not.

Disclaimer: Despite using this song, I do not in anyway condone listening to Katy Perry. Her live performances are shit. Her voice is shit. Her album is good only because it is not her warbling pathetically live, but polished over several hundred times during recording. However, this song is fitting.

Hot 'N' Cold
Katy Perry

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you PMS like a bitch
I would know

And you always think
Always speak cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, you don't really wanna stay, no
You, but you don't really wanna go, oh

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down

We used to be just like twins, so in sync
The same energy now's a dead battery
Used to laugh 'bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know
That you're not gonna change

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, you don't really wanna stay, no
You, but you don't really wanna go, oh

You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bipolar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, you don't really wanna stay, no
You, but you don't really wanna go, oh

You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down, down, down, down...

Bridezillas and Stroganoff

And a tall glass of Jack and Coke. It's just that kind of day.